White Label Seeds Vlad the Inhaler

 

Vlad the Inhaler is a true 50/50 hybrid strain through a masterful cross of Chernobyl and Stoopid Fruits, combining iconic genetics from Jack Herer, Trainwreck, Haze, and Strawberry Cough. This strain produces tall, vigorous plants with a balanced structure—sativa traits driving height and vertical growth, while indica lineage supports thick branches and abundant yields. Indoors, Vlad the Inhaler reaches heights of 110–160 cm with flowering times of 60–65 days and yields between 460–650 g/m². Outdoors, plants can grow up to 300 cm tall and yield 560–640 g per plant. Buds are light green with purple accents, slightly airy yet compact and resinous, forming along widely spaced nodes—ideal for easy trimming. Thanks to its structure, this strain thrives in SCROG setups but is less suited to lollipopping, supercropping, or sea of green methods. The aroma during flowering is intense and tropical, rich in citrus, pineapple, and mango, while the cured buds offer a burst of lime, sweet berries, and a hint of diesel on the finish. The high starts with euphoric, cerebral stimulation and transitions into a relaxing, slightly sedative body buzz—perfect for social settings or laid-back evenings. Named in reference to Vlad the Impaler and created with inspiration from a Romanian breeder from Transylvania, Vlad the Inhaler also nods to its parent strain, Stoopid Fruits, developed in tribute to the band Slightly Stoopid.

 

Genetics: Chernobyl x Stoopid Fruits

Type: 50/50 hybrid

Flowering Time: 60–65 days

Yield: 460–650 g/m² indoors; 560–640 g/plant outdoors

Height: 110–160 cm indoors; up to 300 cm outdoors

Flavours: Tropical fruits, Lime, Sweet Berries, Diesel, Acid

Effects: Uplifting euphoria 

 

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